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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

May 11, 2011

What I'm Civilized.

What a morning? Superstar, my son, woke up with blood draining out of his right ear. Seeing there was no pain we waited for the doctor office to open this morning. We called them but they couldn't see us till 10 am. Unhappy with how late in the morning that would be my husband decided it would serve us best to go to the walk-in. Hubby called his boss to tell him he would be late and went with us.

Well the original plan was for hubby to take him while I went ahead and went down to my mom's seeing I was suppose to go there this morning to watch my nephew while she went to the dentist. However, when I called her this morning to tell her what was going on she told me to stay with my son and she'll cancel her dentist appointment.

Once we got to the doctors office we decided that I and Web-princess (daughter) would stay out at the lobby and only my hubby and son would go on back to the exam rooms.  After being back in the exam rooms for nearly 40 minutes I texted my husband to see what was going on. He told me they were just now seeing him.

Superstar has a hole in his ear drum. There is NO infection and NO foreign object in the ear.  Yesterday afternoon the kids and hubby were playing in the back yard and Superstar laid on the recently cut grass. While laying on the grass he started to complain his ear hurt. My husband and I both pulled grass out of ear. So it's possible that a stick or blade of grass or something tore his ear drum, but as I said there is no infection in the ear now and no foreign object.

So what does being civilized have to do with this post. Well while sitting in the exam room with my husband Superstar heard a ding.....

Superstar (after the ding): I think my latte is ready!
Hubby: Your latte?
Superstar: What I'm civilized!

March 23, 2010

Ripped Pants!

Yesterday was a bit stressful, but thankfully we had some comic relief when I ripped my pants! I bent over to pick up something of the floor and my pants went R--I--P! LOL! It was hilarious. I just started to crack-up!

No one else realized what happened, because they were in the other room. They came to see what I felt was so funny. I told that I bent over and ripped my pants. I even bent over to show them and the pants went R---I---P some more!

Now Web-princess is stitches and running down the hall to tell Superstar what had happen. Superstar was in the bedroom. DH is just rolling his eyes. I can hear Web-princess "Momma just RIP her pants like SpongeBob."

Of course Superstar comes to see now and I showed him and they RIP some more! Of course I changed my pants after that and I had throw them away. There was just no saving them. LOL Say what you want it was just funny!

Here's SpongeBob's Rip Pants Song:

January 30, 2010

Kids Say: The Darnest Things!

Today installment is from Superstar!

He was running around in a funny over exaggerated way. Most of us are moms here so that doesn't need more explanation, or at least I hope not! LOL

As he was running he was singing in a funny voice:

"You can't catch me I'm the (his name)-Man! Not the gingerbread man, but the (his name)-Man! "

He repeated that a few times! The whole thing was hilarious especially seeing he was being over exaggerated with his arms, legs, and voice!

October 16, 2009

Let's Have A Laugh!



The kids and I just got done watching the above video. They are now in the living room making their own sticky notes! LOL Web-princess told me she (the young lady in the above video) is a GENIUS!!! Which just made me laugh more! LOL


Update: Meet the new Superstar!


Update: Meet the new Web-princess!

Monkey See Monkey Do! LOL

September 4, 2009

A little laughter: Kids say...

The last few posting on the blog have been a little heavy: Superstar's toe walking and political things etc. One of things I want to mention is what Superstar told the nurse yesterday while at the POS's office.

As you know it's standard procedure for the nurse to call you back into the examine room. It's also standard procedure for the nurse to weight the patient, get the patient's height (if needed), ask general question: Do you have pain, discomfort etc?

Well one of the questions the nurse asked Superstar is if his tummy has been upset. Superstar paused and responded "sometimes". I than right away said "It has? Why haven't you told Mommy your tummy has been upset/hurting?" The nurse probed some more into why his tummy has been hurting, etc. Well here's what he told her: Lack of food!

Yep that's right Superstar told the nurse that his tummy has been hurting because of lack of food! She was puzzled and didn't really understand what Superstar meant by that, so she was looking at me for answers. I responded with "In other words he's hungry".  She said oh and asked Superstar if that was true and he said yes. She then said Sorry buddy, I don't got anything....

I just want to crawl into a hole with that one liner! My gosh why would you say lack of food! I played it cool, I think, but my gosh, lack of food! Honestly, I feed them, we don't suffer from lack of food.

Over dinner, when daddy was home, we discussed what Superstar said. It was brought up by you won't believe what he told the nurse. (Not in a negative way of course) We all had a laugh about it. Then I explained how if someone hears "lack of food" they may take it to mean that there is no food to eat or that you may not get breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks etc. That you really don't have any food.

Superstar then said, I didn't mean that. We have food, I was just telling the nurse that sometimes my tummy is upset when my hungry. I said I know and that's normal for your tummy to be upset when it's hungry, she was asking if it gets upset because it may be sick or for other reasons. Superstar just said "OH!!"

~~lack of food~~why, why, why.

The other thing he did that was funny, that had the POS medical assistant laughing was Superstar and Web-princess were standing at the examine table playing with one of the toys. It was some magnet thing. They were playing nicely together I might add. Their backs were to the POS and to his assistant. The POS said to Superstar let me have a look at your feet again. You would think that Superstar would stop playing at that moment and would sit on the table so the POS could have a look.

No that's not what he did. He just lifted his leg so that his foot was behind him, as if to say okay here's the foot, and just went on playing with the sister. I just rolled my eyes, and the POS assistant just laughed. The POS said, "Well you get what you ask for", then he proceeded to tell Superstar that he needed him to stop playing for the moment and to sit up on the table.